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⌈ imagination of a homestuck fan ⌋

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

americanwhorestoryyy:

im ugly

no ur not

shit that was smooth as fuck

everyone in this website is getting so smooth omg O _ O

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

⌈ Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs ⌋

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

nobodylovesanihilist:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

This shit is soo real

(Source: whyallcaps)

⌈ It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!! ⌋

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

rowdyroughgirl:

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

this show needs all the awards

mapurrr:

frustration-squared:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain
Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine
Or
Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather



PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
I REPEAT
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

FUCK YESS

HANNAH OMG

mapurrr:

frustration-squared:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain

Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine

Or

Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather

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PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

I REPEAT

PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

FUCK YESS

HANNAH OMG

stargates:

why is this so hard

tiredestprincess:

DELETE THIS..

tiredestprincess:

DELETE THIS..

(Source: popemichael)